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A medical procedure - funny!! (Read 3299 times)
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A medical procedure - funny!!
Jun 22nd, 2004 at 2:22am
 
I hope this isn't toooo inappropriate!! But I coudln't help it...I really LMAO and thought I'd share it. Hopefully you'll get a laugh out of it as well...
 
A Gastroenterologist/Proctologist claims that these are actual comments made by his patients while he was performing colonoscopies: 
 
"Take it easy Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." 
 
"Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 
 
"Can you hear me NOW?" 
 
"Oh boy, that was spincterrific!" 
 
"Could you write me a note for my wife saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?" 
 
"You know in some states, we are now legally married." 
 
"Any sign of trapped miners, Chief?" 
 
"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey....." 
 
"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 
 
"If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" 
 
"Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity!" 
 
"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 
 
 
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Reply #1 - Jun 22nd, 2004 at 11:57am
 
Smiley  You are too funny.  Where do you find this stuff?
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Reply #2 - Jun 22nd, 2004 at 3:31pm
 
Smiley Smiley Smiley That sounds like fun I DO NOT want to have! Smiley
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Reply #3 - Jun 22nd, 2004 at 4:09pm
 
Sounds like a pretty crappy experience. Angry
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Reply #4 - Jun 22nd, 2004 at 8:27pm
 
Funny.....Pat
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