Gee this sounds amazingly like the response I posted to Seachelles Post on terrorism.     Mine didn't receive any responses but I'm sure you'll like this by Robin williams

Tom G.

>> >
>> >You gotta love Robin Williams... Leave it to Robin Williams to come up
>> >with the perfect plan .. what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to
>> >stand up and repeat this message.
>> >
>> >Robin William's plan. (Hard to argue with this logic!)
>> >
>> >I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
> for
>> >peace. So, here's one plan.
>> >
>> >1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
>> >affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
>> >Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never
> "interfere"
>> >again.
>> >
>> >2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
>> >Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
>> >would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in
>> >the
>> >fence.
>> >
>> >3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
>> >leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
>> >will
>> >be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
>> >are. France would welcome them.
>> >
>> >4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
>> >days
>> >unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
>> >allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
>> >hide
>> >here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
>> >cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>> >
>> >5.) No foreign "student s" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
> If
>> >they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>> >
>> >6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
>> >wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
> will
>> >require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
> caribou
>> >will have to cope for a while.
>> >
>> >7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
>> >for
>> >their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
>> >somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
>> >filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>> >
>> >8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
>> >will not "interfere," They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
> rain,
>> >cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is
>> >stolen
>> >or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
>> >anything.
>> >
>> >9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
>> >need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
>> >would
>> >make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>> >
>> >10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
>> >can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
>> >ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.
>> >
>> >"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
> tired,
>> >your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
>> >'You want a piece of me?'"
>> >
>> >~~~If you agree with the above forward it to friend...
>> >
>> >If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it !!!!!

(I needed to make this a "G-rated" post as best as I could)...

If General George Patton were alive and President of the USA, this would be his Fireside Speech:

My fellow Americans:

As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict.  This list is short: The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, Norway and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list.  Most of the world's nations are on that list.

My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to cut taxes and solve some local problems.

On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. You, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.

I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towng the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed.

I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not ticking us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2.

President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I have a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I'm gonna put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.

Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to cut taxes here because we will not be spending on other peoples problems.

To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead. God bless America.

Thank you and good night.