Lore! I just realized that I posted Happy B-Day to Cubbie and totally missed
YOURS back in the spring!!! That is just SO Annoying! I knew I had to get my special Birthday Clowns
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over here to list some of the "other" annoying things one might do....if not forgeting an important birthday.....
Happy Belated Birthday LORE! Hugs to ya....from Diane : )
And, as a special gift (from the clowns) enjoy "their" rendition of 15 Ways To Annoy People:
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
6. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
7. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
8. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
9. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
10. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
11. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
12. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
13. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
14. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
15. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.